Well Helllooooo Darlings, how’s it going? Whats up? Are we shakin and shimmerin? Does everyone have life by the balls, you know, the balls that we prefer rolling smoothly downhill and not being pushed up thee hypothetical hill? I do hope so. I’m of reliable authority on the matter of life balls (repeat:life) and can say, pushing them [...]

In the Great Outdoors, when it comes to either fishing or hunting, participating woman are the minority.  Meaning, for every 10 or 20 guys, you might discover one lady tucked into the group giving the activity a whirl.
In my experience, usually that one lady is there by conversion effort rather then true individual desire. Meaning, a guy started [...]

It would be embarrassing to admit how many hours I spent packing up for this trip. I would like to claim I was organized and efficient. That truly, I thought out every piece and item, only packing based on significance and true need. I’d love to claim I was a harsh critic and spared no personal effects feeling…. what gets to go [...]

~Now that I have stepped up my technology stock with the mini-me laptop I was sure this occasion would float me for awhile on an electronic cloud of coolness. I’ve been strutting around the house with my babytop riding solo in my palm, just to make sure everyone noticed that Miss Lovely was my new favorite toy.
So yes, maybe I [...]

Today is all about Saturday Rest.
After yesterdays particularly brutal afternoon, evening and late night, I’ve decided today is about pajamas, text messaging my family from the bed (as good as a bell) and hopeful sleep.
Why did no one mention to me that once the novacaine wore off yesterday I would beg for a quick death? Huh? Whats the [...]