Honest work is getting in the way of my habitual habit of blogging this morning. So, by Rebecca standards, this should be a quickie. I’ve got less then 15 minutes to pull this off……Wham, bam, thank you…..blog entry. Barely time to squeeze in a warm-up paragraph. So, did your mind go there? Seriously. I want to know. It’s good to know the company I’m keeping~

I’ve played with my header again. (keep it clean folks, keep it clean) Are you feeling the love yet? Does the May quote entice feelings of friendship and does the colorful pink petals positively ooze with welcome ? Yes? No? If it’s a no, spare me the agony and just say the sort of thing a person says about a newborn baby that looks like a creepy wrinkled 90 yr. old bald man. Say, “Oh, yes, well, I just love the color of your font. Yes, font, it’s just adorable.” When in doubt, compliment the color of the hair, or eyes, or font style. That’s called, huddling in the safe zone.

I’ve also lost 10 lbs. What? You didn’t notice?!!?? I whittled 5 lbs off each side of my blog here. I did some side bends, a few jumping jacks, and shrunk my layout from a 99% tent dress down to 89% wrap. A whole dress size! I feel positively sexy!! Now if I could figure out how to flash some cleavage ( I can’t find that feature in my template…. yet)  I’m sure I’d score some sort of bonus points. Give me time, give me time…………

 This feels like one of those writing tests. Don’t think about what your typing, just do it for 10 minutes straight, as fast as you can and hope for the best. No matter what, don’t stop typing. You see thats what I’m doing, typing because I’ve run out of things to write. I know, this must be thrilling. Witness Rebecca start to flail and desperately add letter after letter in a feeble attempt to fill white space. I should apologize now, because I’ve only got 2 minutes left in my allotted work break. Apologize for subjecting visitors to an entry that clearly evolved from desperation and shallow waters. Forgive me, I’ll do better tomorrow~~  

Does the pink make up for it? It should! It’s pink for blog sake! Can you get anymore cheerful and sweet then pink? Nope. Didn’t think so………