Feel the Quickie Love
Honest work is getting in the way of my habitual habit of blogging this morning. So, by Rebecca standards, this should be a quickie. I’ve got less then 15 minutes to pull this off……Wham, bam, thank you…..blog entry. Barely time to squeeze in a warm-up paragraph. So, did your mind go there? Seriously. I want to know. It’s good to know the company I’m keeping~
I’ve played with my header again. (keep it clean folks, keep it clean) Are you feeling the love yet? Does the May quote entice feelings of friendship and does the colorful pink petals positively ooze with welcome ? Yes? No? If it’s a no, spare me the agony and just say the sort of thing a person says about a newborn baby that looks like a creepy wrinkled 90 yr. old bald man. Say, “Oh, yes, well, I just love the color of your font. Yes, font, it’s just adorable.” When in doubt, compliment the color of the hair, or eyes, or font style. That’s called, huddling in the safe zone.
I’ve also lost 10 lbs. What? You didn’t notice?!!?? I whittled 5 lbs off each side of my blog here. I did some side bends, a few jumping jacks, and shrunk my layout from a 99% tent dress down to 89% wrap. A whole dress size! I feel positively sexy!! Now if I could figure out how to flash some cleavage ( I can’t find that feature in my template…. yet) I’m sure I’d score some sort of bonus points. Give me time, give me time…………
This feels like one of those writing tests. Don’t think about what your typing, just do it for 10 minutes straight, as fast as you can and hope for the best. No matter what, don’t stop typing. You see thats what I’m doing, typing because I’ve run out of things to write. I know, this must be thrilling. Witness Rebecca start to flail and desperately add letter after letter in a feeble attempt to fill white space. I should apologize now, because I’ve only got 2 minutes left in my allotted work break. Apologize for subjecting visitors to an entry that clearly evolved from desperation and shallow waters. Forgive me, I’ll do better tomorrow~~
Does the pink make up for it? It should! It’s pink for blog sake! Can you get anymore cheerful and sweet then pink? Nope. Didn’t think so………
Ooohhh bitching…dang I had a huge comment and it went bye-bye. I’ll come back later if this works to terrorize you then. (Hugs)Indigo
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Nope, your header is the gorgeousity…and you, missy, are one funny gal!
Now it works….K, try this again. That color pink is Fuschia (the flower), reminds me of pepto bismol. (Stick finger in mouth and makes gag reaction). There is actually a house in the middle of no-where that is painted that color. Has been that way for over 30 years according to local legend. I just want to buy the house, repaint it and put a sign on the front lawn that says “You’re Welcome” to all the poor saps that had to endure looking at it.
So why the hard time (guys I’m a woman get your mind off the junk)? Oh, I don’t know your busy and it’s a free for all. It’s not like your going to have time for revenge…(Yeah, I know getting dangerously close to getting booted). I actually found a format for 3 column wide to use in Blogger. I just don’t have the patience to do the computer lingo and change over all of the sidebar right now.
Love the flowers, your blog is light, fluffy, springy…I’m going, I’m going already. Who else is going to bust your buns (knock it off you dirty minded…)if not me? (Hugs)Indigo
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Love the new header – and this post. Sometimes I wish I could just write one like this too…
Hehe…this post made me giggle – maybe it was all the pink, all the love, all the ‘pretty’ fonts
Seriously though…I like the header – definitely fresh and happy!
~K
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Who am I to have an opinion one way or the other about your blog layout? I am a firm believer that if you are comfortable with your appearance, so will everyone else.
And, yes, I was thinking the post would contain far more innuendo. Not necessarily disappointed, but still…
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Pink is good. I’m a big fan of pink. And quickies. And longies…but I digress…
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Oh, when it comes to innuendo and double entendres, I’m a 5th-grade boy. I always go there, and I love to snicker. Cousin Shane and I still crack up whenever we say the word “unit.” I feel that I’m in good company here.
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I LOVE your new header!
I am a May baby too! May 17th… ugh, I will be 39 in a little over a week.
I am about to throttle my brain because I’m refraining from not touching the double entendre land mines you placed in the first paragraphs.
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My mind didn’t go there until after the header comment
And good for you, sticking it out with daily blogging!
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I don’t think any working person could pump out a long daily blog entry…every single day. I don’t even edit mine(except if I notice something egregious),& still couldn’t do it every day without it seeming like a chore on top of everything else I need to do.
Oh yeah, the pink really does it for me. I’m so old it makes me think of Molly Ringwald.
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Yes, yes… I went there. Sigh, but you already knew that I would.
Like the flowers in the header. Only thing I would change is it is hard to read the May tag line, but they may be because I use Firefox. I’ve been looking at my blog this week thinking there are some things I would like to do. I’m thinking I would like 3 columns, and I’m bored with the header. Need to make something new. Yep, too bad I’m lazy AND have no time right now. LOL!
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LOL. I actually DO like pink. Not overly done saccharin, but pinks in general? Yes, I do:) The pink in your flower is a good one.
As for the header? Oh, now that you pointed it out, yeah, I like that quote. Honestly. But, really, when I click on your blog link, it’s really on the specific blog post. I don’t usually see the rest of your blog (headers and otherwise), but just that specific post. Even if spring cleaning is always worth the while, after:)
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My mind went right there. Not sure what that says about the company you’re keeping
Love the new header and the pink. Especially with the black. Pink and black…probably something left over in my brain from the 80′s?
Too funny; and the comments are making this post all the more fun. I started to tell you the story of a guy and his ridiculous ignorance and it involved the word ‘unit’ as beth said, but I’ll pass, you get the idea; how freakin ever did my comment come to this?
You, missy, are nothing if not a bad influence
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pink.
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Hysterical! I love the new header!
I’ve mentioned before that I have this same template for my WordPress blog and it’s actually really cool … For someone as “web design-challenged” as I am … it’s a Godsend!
The comment about proper reactions to a newborn baby that looks like a wrinkled up, 90 y/o bald man is just priceless!
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